On April 28th and 29th the NFL will hold it’s annual college draft. Most serious fans will have spent the vast majority of the previous three months trying to figure out which eligible players each team will take.

My friend Kenny, late of our failed sports blog The Pooch Kick, offered his prognostication for my evaluation. I post it here for your enjoyment not to mention public record of Kenny’s NFL wisdom, useful for future praise or ridicule in private conversation. :D

1. Raiders- JAMARCUS RUSSELL, QB

2. Lions- GAINES ADAMS, DE

3. Browns- BRADY QUINN, QB

4. Bucs- CALVIN JOHNSON, WR

5. Cardinals- JOE THOMAS, OT

6. Redskins- JAMAAL ANDERSON, DE

7. Vikings- PATRICK WILLIS, ILB

8. Falcons- LARON LANDRY, S

9. Dolphins- LEVI BROWN, OT

10. Texans- ADRIAN PETERSON, RB

11. 49ers- ADAM CARRIKER, DE

12. Bills- LEON HALL, CB

13. Rams- AMOBI OKOYE, DT

14. Panthers- JON BEASON, OLB

15. Steelers- DARRELLE REVIS, CB

16. Packers- MARSHAWN LYNCH, RB

17. Jaguars- REGGIE NELSON, S

18. Bengals- CHRIS HOUSTON, CB

19. Titans- ROBERT MEACHEM, WR

20. Giants- PAUL POSLUSZNY, OLB

21. Broncos- JARVIS MOSS, DE

22. Cowboys- AARON ROSS, CB

23. Chiefs- DWAYNE BOWE, WR

24. Patriots- MICHAEL GRIFFIN, S

25. Jets- ALAN BRANCH, DT

26. Eagles- LAWRENCE TIMMONS, OLB

27. Saints- GREG OLSEN, TE

28. Patriots- ANTHONY SPENCER, DE

29. Ravens- JOE STALEY, OT

30. Chargers- DWAYNE JARRETT, WR

31. Bears- BEN GRUBBS, OG

32. Colts- JUSTIN HARRELL, DT

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